The Turquoise Pistol

The Neigh It Ain't So Shorts

$ 39.99

Pink, abstract, western, and completely one of a kind — yeah we went there. These boxer shorts took our favorite pony sketch pattern and turned it into something you have never seen before and absolutely need in your life. The bold red sketch print on a soft pink background is giving artsy rodeo girl energy and we are obsessed. Throw them on with a simple tee or a cropped sweatshirt and call it your best outfit of the week.

Made from 100% cotton these mid rise boxer shorts are as comfortable as they look. The stretch waistband keeps things easy all day long and yes — they have pockets. Real ones. Whether you're lounging around the house or heading out for a slow Saturday in town these shorts are coming with you.

100% Cotton | Pink & Red Abstract Pony Sketch Print

Boxer Style | Mid Rise | Stretch Waistband | Has Pockets

Lightweight & Breathable | Comfy All Day Long

Fit: True to size XS (0–2) | S (4–6) | M (8–10) | L (11–12) | XL (14–16)

Abstract never looked so western.

The Neigh It Ain't So Shorts

$ 39.99

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We strive to offer a full range of sizes from extra small to extra large. However, sizing availability can vary by brand, and not all styles come in every size—but we always snag extended sizing whenever we can.

Some brands may offer additional size options, so we encourage you to explore all the styles you love and carefully read each product description. We personally try on our pieces to provide the most accurate, transparent fit notes and sizing guidance possible.

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